yo.

i'm known as freude. codename shit and all that. my real name cannot be revealed due to illegal issues.

let me get this started:

-at 5 years old: wow.. i can't even remember.. i was in a whole different world. kind of a weird kid, a bit too mature for my age. kids didn't play with me.. my only friend was my nintendo ds. but still, i've managed.

-at 13: ah, fuck. worst days of my life. i was a full-time nerd. the quiet type, never messed with anyone. i can't believe i owned a "i own bill gates." t-shirt. it's not like i don't own the bastard, it's just.. you know, at 13, you don't usually own that kind of stuff.. still, all of those fuckers laughed at me, calling me the biggest loser and made fun of my hair. i had a poor attempt at dying it blue, my favorite color, but i only dyed it halfway and it looked like a diseased bird shat on it. i was a computer genius, but no one really appreciated that part of myself. i really don't wanna remember those days..

-17 years old: woooohooo! FINALLY, i was a cool guy. i don't even know why the fuck, but after i completely dyed my hair a dark shade of greenish blue and cut it, had facial hair, had a bit of muscles and started smoking, chicks in my school actually started wearing "i love geeks" shirts and winked at me when i walked on the corridors. once, they almost jumped me, screaming "OMG HACK MY COMPUTER, DARLING!!!1 PLEASE!". disturbing, i must say, but nonetheless, i definitely enjoyed it. fuck, i got laid those days, so i think it was worth looking like that. i was a true ladies man. still am.
and ever since i got laid, i found out i was a nymphomaniac. and acted like one. and i have absolutely no issues sharing that with you. and i fucking KNOW men CAN'T be nymphos, cause they have it in their fucking genitals all the time. let's just say i'm pretty sexually obsessed.

i believe in one-night-stands. well, not actually "believing" i'm..just like that. maybe i'll consider building a real relationship sometime soon.. or later.
so, would any of you girls like to touch all the buttons on my controller? :> send me an e-mail. :wink:

now i'm 23.

but i suppose this is how i'll look like at 25, if i reach that age.. you see, i barely sleep, i stare at computers, monitors, handheld games and all that for almost 20 hours a day. i eat junkfood, kfc and mcdonalds, drink a LOT of coffee and energizers and i'm also a chain-smoker. i don't know how the fuck i managed till today.. but i suppose my sexual activities keep the balance in my health. :>

...not to mention i'm a drama king.

i am currently living with my roommate, todd (and lately, with age as well.. she's just a.. friend.. old friend and shit? just.. that. really.) which is a bastard and annoys the fuck outta me and bitches why i type so loudly. i'll kill him one day, i swear. eh, i like the guy, it's pretty fun living with him, but still: don't mess with my business. i'm into college, also. computer related, i seriously don't wanna go there, or i'll have no room to write anymore. yeah, i talk a lot. probably compensating for all those years of silence.
i'm an aquarius, but i won't share my birth date.

i have so much to talk about, srsly, but the one who created me said "SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, YOU GODDAMNED BASTARD.", so i'll ditch.

still, if you wanna talk with me, ask me whatever and i'll answer.


see ya later, ladies. :>


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god, he talks a lot. annoying prick.
well, this is freude. some of you might know him from my gallery, some of you might not.
this meme was really fun to take, and so i did. i let the bastard talk for himself, tho.

go take it yourself: [link]
it's really worth it.


i'll reply tonight, i promise. see ya.