Age Character Sheet

age: yo. i'm H, or age, whatever you want. yeah, well, nothing much to say about me (yet.)
i'm 18, my sign is leo, i have a bad temper, i'm an attention-whore, i smoke like fucking crazy, i play games, i have a cat, i paint/draw/play guitar, insects fucking SCARE ME TO DEATH.

i hate heights, i'm addicted to nose drops (can't breathe without them), i eat a lot, i'm pretty bipolar (one mood to another in a couple of seconds, most of the time), i suffer from anxiety, i have migraines, my clothes are really different one from another;

favorite bands include jimi fucking hendrix, janis joplin, bob marley, pixies, gorillaz, tricky, nujabes, seatbelts, the doors, nirvana, queen, sex pistols, the clash, jem, elsiane, fucking daft punk, smoke city, garbage, nin, led zepp, crystal fucking castles, ratm, lykke li, radiohead (these are just some of them, so i'll shut i for now.).

yeah, well, i'm not so dull as i look like. i'm pretty fucking energetic despite what i seem to be. i love fire and candles, pyromaniac, guns, sex (i'm a virgin.), i masturbate a lot, fucking chocolate!, orange, red, blue, black, etfuckingcetera.

oh, and one more thing: I'M NOT FREUDE'S FUCKING SUPPORTING CHARACTER, OKAY?

freude: uhm. what the fuck are you doing?
age: hmm? oh. entering my profile, letting people know who i am, shit like that..
freude: uh..why?
age: because?
freude: i.. thought you hated when people knew you.
age: you were tres wrong, mon cherie. i'm a leo. i fucking love people knowing me.
freude: o..kay? well.. you having fun?
age: pretty much, yeah. ..wait. what do you want?
freude: uhm.. well..
age: spit it out, dickhead.
freude: well.. uh.. shit.. i .. i'm kinda hungry and.. you know, we've got no food since todd left the house to go shag his girl everyfuckingday, so.. wanna.. you know..
age: go out with you and eat?
freude: ..uh...well, fuck.... yeah. yes.
age: yeah, sure. but.. what the hell are you stuttering for? you act like a fucking 14-year-old. and you're ten years older than that. physically, at least.. and we've known each other for like, what, 7 years? and-
freude: well! geez! i don't.. i don't know! look, will you eat some fucking food with me? like, out? at a diner or something?
age: y..eah. i already said yes..
freude: well..good. i'll.. take a shower. have fun till then with.. whatever you're doing... *leaves to the bathroom*
age: ladies man my fucking ass..
freude: *comes back* did you say something?
age: no, hun, don't worry. still.. just keep your dick in your pants tonight, kay?
freude: w..wha-
age: i'll take a shower first. you go get dressed. *kisses him on the cheek*
freude: ...what?



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fucking LOL! i just HAD to do this. you know, get age in the picture. she's a fucking bitch and freude's so fucking cute cause he can't speak to her like he does with other ladies.
she's intimidating hiiim! an 18-year-old owning a 24-year-old is fucking badass! haha, he's losing his touch with this girl. wonder why.. maybe..*le gasp* he loves her? omfg.

no. at least, i don't think so.. she's just scary and he's a wimp most of the time, despite his "im-so-sexy-and-cool" attitude.

or.... hmmm.

lovely relationship, either way.

oh, and sorry for writing so much. no need to read anything. i had fun writing it, tho..

thank you very much if you did read all this.

see ya later, i still feel like shit (nothing new on the block..) so i'm going to bed..